Where to start?

Well, first of all, let’s talk Peace. And, more specifically, let’s talk Power to the Peaceful, the annual “Music, Art and Action” festival held in the heart of the City — a.k.a. Golden Gate Park. Annually, some 50,000 attendees join in the fun, which includes art displays, real-time graffiti creations, and — you guessed it! — a shit-ton of free live music. This year’s line-up includes local favorites Rupa & the April Fishes, Michael Franti + Spearhead, and American Idol runner-up Crystal Bowersox. (Sept. 10-12, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.)

Not feeling so peaceful? Perhaps the city might be able to entice you via the annual Ghirardelli Chocolate Festival — that’s right, you heard me! Two chocolate-filled days of silky, rich, creamy goodness — and, natch, plenty of free live music! Featured artists are the Magnolia Jazz Band and the jazz guitar stylings of Dave Costa. (Sept. 11 & 12, 12-5 p.m.)

Looking for something perhaps a little more exotic? Well, you’re definitely in the right city! And this Saturday — as on every Saturday through Oct. 9th — is the Chinatown Night Market Fair. This event has been on hiatus for a while, but is back in full swing. Chinatown’s Portsmouth Square gets transformed into a thriving Hong Kong-esque outdoor market, and as you’re strolling through the throng, feast your eyes and ears on a plethora of traditional Chinese music performed by local artists. (Sept. 11, 6-11 p.m.)

Finally, if you’re into the more classical side of things, this Sunday has two amazing offerings: the San Francisco Conservatory of Music’s Chamber Music Day, and San Francisco Opera’s Opera in the Park. Hit up the Conservatory to hear some of the world’s finest up-and-coming classical musicians in intimate chamber-music style. Or if you’re more in a vocalese kind of mood, head on over to Golden Gate Park for a selection of arias performed by the stars of the current season. Plus, there’ll be a chance to enter for a drawing for two tickets to see Madama Butterfly, complete with dinner for two at Absinthe! (Sept. 12: SF Conservatory 12-6 p.m.; SF Opera 1:30 p.m.)

*phew!*

O.K., that’s it from The Scene today. Get out there and hear some music, yo!

Peace.

This weekend brings together two of my favorite things: superheroes and the Stern Grove Music Festival! So, time to get suited up and headin’ out. Start off on Saturday with the 2nd Annual Superhero Street Fair. Festivities begin at the noon hour and go ’til midnight — that’s right, babies! Twelve freakin’ hours of costumed mayhem, with a plethora of live electronic music from deep house to dub step and beyond! (Admission is free, but donations will be appreciated, natch.)

Then follow up your crazy Saturday with a slightly more decompressed and soul-fulfilling two hours of pure classical bliss, as the San Francisco Symphony takes over Stern Grove for their yearly free concert in the park. This is a truly San Franciscan tradition, complete with gorgeous tree-dappled setting and stunning, life-altering performances by our very own local greats. This year’s performance is being conducted by Donato Cabrera, an up and comer in the conducting world. Just watching him shape the journey of a piece of music is worth the price of admission alone — which, in case I didn’t mention it already, is free. Oh, wait, I did mention it, didn’t I? Well, I’m mentioning it again! It’s all right; you can take it. In any case, the symphony starts at 2 p.m., but I recommend getting there around noon; there’s usually an opening act that’s also awesome, and you just might actually get a spot in the inner ring of stone benches, rather than hoofin’ it up onto the hillside.

(Incidentally, if you do decide to come a little later and want to sit on the hill, I actually love doing this myself. Just make sure to bring a blanket, and regardless of where you sit, I suggest a picnic, too, complete with wine and cheese and fruit and crusty sourdough bread. Hell, if you’re gonna have a true San Francisco experience, might as well hit as many cliches as possible, right? Right!)

O.K., kiddies, that’s it from me for today! Peace, love, and lots of free live music to ya!

Hey, gang! We’re baa-aack! I’ve missed you guys so much — you have no idea! But enough with the mushy stuff; down to business. Here are a couple things happening this Tuesday which caught The Scene’s eye. Check’m out!

LIVE:

Artist/Event: Seed of Crowell
Genre: Acoustic/Alternative/Pop
Venue: Cafe Royale, 800 Post St. (@ Leavenworth)
Time:  8:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: This band’s flavor is definitely acoustic, with bare-bones instrumentation and clean-yet-mournful vocals. And occasionally there’s a bit if gypsy style thrown in. Note that they hail from Berkeley, so for you East Bay’ers, if you like what you hear, seek’m out!

Artist/Event: “Flower”
Genre: DJ/Pop
Venue: Knockout S.F., 3223 Mission St. (@ Valencia)
Time:  9:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: Featuring DJs Will Ivy and Moses of Honey. The sound is reminiscent of early 80s Euro-Pop and pretty catchy. They self-describe as Psych-Rock. You decide.

DJ:

Artist/Event: “Alcoholocaust”
Genre: DJ/Hard Core/Punk/Rock
Venue: Argus Lounge, 3187 Mission St. (@ Valencia)
Time: 9:00 p.m. to 1:30 a.m.
Anything Else? Featuring DJs What’s His Fuck and The Wizard. Part of the draw of this party is that these guys aren’t just DJs; they’re also trivia game hosts! That’s right, there’s a chance to win free cans of Tecate! Just be the first to correctly guess the name of the song that’s being spun before it’s over, and you win a free drink ticket.

NOT QUITE FREE:

Artist/Event: 16 Volt, Chemlab, Left Spine Down, Slave Unit
Genre: Cyberpunk/Drum ‘n’ Bass/Electro/Experimental/Industrial/Metal/Punk/Rock
Venue: DNA Lounge, 371 11th St. (@ Folsom)
Time: Doors @ 8:00 p.m., Show @ 9:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: This is one of the stops on the MIDI Ghetto Tour being headlined by 16 Volt and Chemlab, and featuring local favorite Slave Unit (based out of Oakland). Tickets are $10 if you buy them in advance or $15 at the door. And no doubt this goes without saying: this show’s gonna be kick-ass, especially if you like experimental alternative rock music that pulses through your bones. Alas, The Scene will be working. But if you go, post your pictures over at our Facebook fan page!

Friday night’s all right for…deep house! Infusion Lounge has a weekly dance party with resident DJs who bring in a regular rotation of freestyle artists — so, in a way, it’s like getting a DJ-driven show along with a side of live performance! Plus, the venue’s pretty chi-chi and trippy, and they have drink specials from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m., including $3 beer and $5 mixed drinks. Sounds good to me! Here’s some other things that I think are cool for a Friday night:

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 26th:

LIVE:
Artist/Event: John Richardson Band
Genre: Blues/Funk/Jazz/Rock
Venue: SoCha Cafe
Location: 3235 Mission St. (at Valencia St.)
Time: 8:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: In case you didn’t already know, this is a great little neighborhood cafe, with awesome ambience, and is something of a local favorite. For those of us who are fans of alcoholic libations, please take note that this is a strictly beer ‘n’ wine venue.

Artist/Event: Noise Pop Happy Hour featuring Hunx and His Punx, Spencey Dude & the Doodles, and Weekend
Genre: Dutch Pop/German Pop/Pop/Spanish Pop
Venue: Bender’s Bar & Grill
Location: 806 S. Van Ness Ave. (between 19th & 20th Sts.)
Time: 5:00 p.m. — 8:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: Nope!

DJ:
Artist/Event: Downtown Underground featuring DJ Duo Ace & Gunz
Genre: Dance/DJ/Electronic/House/Jam
Venue: Infusion Lounge
Location: 124 Ellis St. (between Powell & Cyril Magnin Sts.)
Time: 6:00 p.m. — 10:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: This is a weekly happy hour dance party that features freestyle musicians on guitar, vocals, violins, percussion, etc. Not your average DJ-driven gig! Drink specials only go from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m., so get there early and drink up!

NOT QUITE FREE:
Artist/Event: All My Pretty Ones, Nathanael Trimboli Singers
Genre: Folk
Venue: Make-Out Room
Location: 3225 22nd St. (between Bartlett & Mission Sts.)
Time:  7:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: Cover is $7.

As the week begins to slowly make its way towards the usual bacchanalian festivities, tomorrow night (i.e. Thursday) is shaping up to be a veritable cornucopia of musical delights, which is why we all love playing in the city in the first place, right? Right! So, here are my picks:

THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 25th:

LIVE:
Artist/Event: Noise Pop Happy Hour Concert featuring Social Studies, The Old Fashioned Way, and Shark Toys
Genre: Indie/Pop/Post-Punk/Punk/Rock
Venue: Bender’s Bar & Grill
Location: 806 S. Van Ness Ave. (at 19th St.)
Time: 5:00 p.m. — 8:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: This line-up is kinda crazy-good. That being said, although it’s technically a concert, it’s also a happy hour show, so get there early and stake your claim to your bar stool.

Artist/Event: Concerts at the Presidio featuring S.F. Conservatory of Music String Musicians
Genre: Classical
Venue: Golden Gate Club
Location: 135 Fisher Loop
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: The musicians will be junior high school and high school students studying with the Conservatory’s preparatory division. The program features string instruments, which (yes) includes the usual assortment of violins, violas, cellos, etc., but will also include some classical guitar work. And, finally, while the admission is technically free, there is a suggested donation of $5.

DJ:
Artist/Event: Living Room Sessions with DJ Mark Sires
Genre: Dance/DJ/Electronic
Venue: Mars Bar & Restaurant
Location: 798 Brannan St (at 7th St.)
Time: 5:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: As you may have guessed by the venue’s name, this is primarily a restaurant that just happens to have a great local DJ spinning tunes. That being said, this is a happy hour dance party that takes place on a monthly basis, so getting up to shake your groove thing is not at all prohibited!

NOT QUITE FREE:
Artist/Event: Go Kart Mozart, Riot Professor, The Illness, Endroit
Genre: Alternative/Experimental/Indie/Jam Band/Metal/Progressive/Rock/Visual
Venue: Anu
Location: 43 6th St. (between Jessie & Stevenson Sts.)
Time:  8:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: Cover is $5. Anu is mostly known for its dance music parties and yummy drinks. Keep in mind that the venue is kind of long and narrow, and there’s not a ton of seating, so be prepared to stand. Also, beverages can be a little pricey, but the ambience is kickin’ and the staff is friendly, so it’s all totally worth it.

So, just so you know, there’s a ton of music happening right now in the city! Tomorrow night (Tuesday) is the official opening night for Noise Pop 2010, which is, oh, I dunno — awesome! There are going to be so many bands in the area, it’s a live music lover’s wet dream. All of that being said, there’s plenty of non-festival shows to go around — trust me! So here’s a few for your listening pleasure:

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd:

LIVE:
Artist/Event: West Coast Songwriters Competition (S.F. Division)
Genre: Singer-Songwriter/Blues/Roots/Americana/Rock/Folk
Venue: Cafe Royale
Location: 800 PostStreet (between Hyde & Leavenworth Streets)
Time: 7:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: Every month, the West Coast Songwriters organization holds ten songwriting competitions up and down the West Coast. Performers pay $5, but audience members get in for free — what a deal!

Artist/Event: Graham Connah
Genre: Jazz
Venue: Revolution Cafe
Location: 3248 22nd Street (between Bartlett & Mission Streets)
Time: 8:45 p.m. — 11:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: Graham Connah is actually a pretty hugely accomplished artist, and it’s kind of amazing that he’s playing this free show. Go. See. This. Show.

DJ:
Artist/Event: “Brazilian Wax” (DJs Carioca & Fausto Sousa)
Genre: Bossa Nova/International/Latin/Samba
Venue: KoKo Cocktails
Location: 1060 Geary Street (between Polk Street & Van Ness Avenue)
Time: 9:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: $5 Sagatiba Cachaca specials all night!

NOT QUITE FREE:
Artist/Event: Benvenue, Audiodub, Hello Monster
Genre: Alternative/Metal/Pop/Reggae/Rock/Ska
Venue: Bottom of the Hill
Location: 1233 17th Street (between Texas & Missouri Streets)
Time: 9:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: Cover is $8, and there’s plenty of street parking in this area. Also, if you buy your tickets in advance online, you can pick them up at the will call window. (Doors open at 8:30 p.m.)

Hey, gang! So, this week — as in, Post-Valentine’s Day Week, now get your ass out there and rock out to work off all of that freakin’ wine and chocolate! — we have a veritable cornucopia of aural treats for your Live Music pleasure! Here are some highlights for tomorrow, and I will be covering the rest of the week in a separate post on Monday:

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15TH:

LIVE:
Artist/Event: The Pick’s 3rd Monday Bluegrass Jam
Genre: Bluegrass
Venue: Amnesia
Location: 853 Valencia Street (between 19th & 20th Streets)
Time: 6:30 p.m.
Anything Else?: Apparently, this is sort of the opener for a for-charge show at the same location. The Pick-Up show starts at 6:30 p.m. and is free, but if you stay, you can pay $5 to see three excellent bluegrass and roots bands as part of the San Francisco Bluegrass & Old-Time Festival. FYI, I did try calling the venue to confirm both shows, but apparently their phone is not currently functioning.

Artist/Event: Glenn Farr & Friends
Genre: Celtic
Venue: The Chieftain
Location: 185 5th Street (between Natoma & Howard Streets)
Time: 9:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: This venue is kind of tight on space, so get there early, and order some grubbin’ Irish pub food while waiting for the band to start.

DJ:
Artist/Event: “Punk Rock Sideshow”
Genre: Punk
Venue: Hemlock Tavern
Location: 1131 Polk Street (between Hemlock and Sutter Streets)
Time: 10:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: Often this weekly DJ-driven punk rock party will have a live band earlier in the evening. Sometimes the live shows are free, sometimes they’re not. This week there is a live show scheduled to start at 9 p.m. that carries a $6 cover, and features Oceanography, The Pentacles, and mumble mumble.

NOT QUITE FREE:
Artist/Event: Golden Boy, Chris Von Sneidern, Curtains For You
Genre: Alternative/Indie/Pop/Power Pop/Rock/Swing
Venue: Thee Parkside
Location: 1600 17th Street (between Carolina & Wisconsin Streets)
Time: 8:00 p.m.
Anything Else?: Nope!

Hey, gang! In the city on NYE, but can’t afford the astronomical and butt-ass-ridiculous NYE tix prices? Welcome to the club! (Seriously, members get blazers and learn a secret handshake. O.K., that’s not true; I made it up; moving on…)

The way I got it figured, those of us who may be more in the red than your average S.F.-er – especially after Christmas/Chanukah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/What-Have-You – and who haven’t locked down our Yay-It’s-A-New-Year plans yet, we can choose one of three options: (1) stay home and watch Ryan Seacrest try to be funny; (2) throw our own house party and hope that we don’t have the kind of friends who bring other friends that yak all over our very absorbent carpet/rug/untreated hardwood floors; or (3) go to one of the free events listed in this post.

Just for giggles, let us explore Option #3.

Specially Scheduled NYE Events

These are a couple of events that are specially scheduled for NYE 2009-10. Keep in mind, these are DJ-driven parties, so no bands here, which is not the norm for this site. That being said, they’re FREE on NYE! So, if you like to dance, drink, laugh, and generally have a good time, here’s where to go!

What: Penny Pincher’s Ball & Annie’s Social Club Closing Party
Where: Annie’s Social Club, 917 Folsom St. (between 5th and Falmouth Sts.)
When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Anything Else?: This club is known for bringing kick-ass underground metal, rock, and punk rock music, and established itself as something of a local institution over the last four years. Alas, they are closing their doors, and this party is the Final Event. It’s heartbreaking, but they’re going out in style! So, all you rockers, get out and show your love! Also, there will be punk rock karaoke in the back room, and drink specials all night long – how can you beat that?

What: Black Gold N.Y.E.
Where: KoKo Cocktails, 1060 Geary St. (between Polk and Van Ness Sts.)
When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Anything Else?: The music is DJ-driven, and is primarily dance and funk; also, note that this is not a big place, but is very affordable, so drink up!

What: Blackout: N.Y.E. 2010 Dance Party
Where: Laszlo Bar, 2526 Mission St. (between 21st and 22nd Sts.)
When: 9 p.m. to 2 a.m.
Anything Else?: This place is a little more upscale, but has a cool industrial feel to it; it’s attached to the Foreign Cinema, and has a wrap-around mezzanine area with comfy couches.

Not Specially Scheduled NYE Events

O.K., so, I’m now gonna list a couple of free live music shows that supposedly are taking place on NYE. Here’s the thing, though: these shows happen on a regular basis. That means that they happen, say, the fourth Thursday of every month, or every Thursday from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. So, why am I including them  in this NYE-specific post when this coming Thursday is a special occasion? Because, according to the venues’ Web sites, these regularly scheduled shows (a) are indeed happening, and (b) are still free.

What: King’s Night
Where: Skip’s Tavern, 453 Cortland Ave. (between Andover and Wool Sts.)
When: 9 p.m. to ?
Anything Else?: This is an all-star, invitational blues jam session, hosted by The Shadow Man, who has been lauded as the “unofficial Mayor of Bernal Heights.”

What: Nicole McRory
Where: Johnny Foley’s Irish House, 243 O’Farrell St. (between Cyril Magnin and Powell Sts.)
When: 9:30 p.m. to ?
Anything Else?: The music is largely acoustic rock; also, Ms. McRory has played with The Drifters! How cool is that?